Pie Driver RECORDS February 2003 PUBLIC WARNING by Uncle Paddy the Cuddly Curmudgeon So most teenagers here in Amerika know who P Diddy is yet they stare blankly when asked about John Asscraft and Donald Rumfag. Who is to blame? TEACHERS! Yes the under paid teachers are to blame. Maybe they aren't paid enough because most of them are at least as stupid as the MTV watching teens they are supposed to be teaching. Perhaps we should require all PHD candidates to teach K-12 in the public school system for 5 years rather than spend that time sticking their noses up their mentors asses. Seriously...What about the fact that every single politician I can think of is a big ASS CLOWN well hows 'bout we limit the number of years one can serve in any elected position to 8 total. In addition we should put an end to TV ads and TV debates. We should also cap election spending to the tune of $10,000 max. That outta clear some of the shit outta DC... Here is an idea whose time has come. We should eliminate the insanity plea. You kill someone and you are insane you get the same punishment as someone who is sane... Abolishment of all motor vehicles which get less than 150 miles to the gallon... Think I'm kidding well FUCK YOU!!! Read last months rant.

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