PIE
DRIVER PAT - is the Pie Driver Emperor and the man behind the myth.
As an evil genius of Dr. Doom proportions, he's the bass player and singer
behind the success of such acts as Commodity and Retox. I'm sure there's
much more to say about this guy, but he's shrouded in a veil of secrecy
and has an injunction against publishing current pictures.
PIE
DRIVER DAVE - is Pie Driver Minister of Propaganda, editor of this
site, and the drummer responsible for such acts as Commodity and Oxen.
Oh yeah, there was also a failed Boston reunion in there somewhere, but
he doesn't like to talk about it. But he does like to talk about himself
in the third person, that's for sure...
Greasy
Jesus - One rumor says he was raised by the last surviving family
of wolves in a remote Glen in the Scottish Highlands. Another says that
he was raised by Lutherans in a quiet suburban cul-de-sac. Whatever the
truth, Greasy Jesus made his name, if not his fortune, as the producer
behind such classic albums as Stefan Peterson's Revolutionary Reign of
Terror, Rat Savage Sings Bob Dylan and the late Calhoun Boone's legendary
Slimedog! e.p. The petroleum-based messiah currently resides in exile
amongst the Geordie people in Newcastle, England.
BDK
- is Pie Driver Webmaster and self-appointed King Of Beers. Unfortunately,
he's spent the last five years in litigation against Anheiser-Busch as
they have attempted to curtail his freedom of speech. But BDK has just
tripled his beer intake, and hopes to soon prove to all the world that
he deserves the moniker.
PIE
DRIVER PAT - is the Pie Driver Emperor and the man behind the myth.
As an evil genius of Dr. Doom proportions, he's the bass player and singer
behind the success of such acts as Commodity and Retox. I'm sure there's
much more to say about this guy, but he's shrouded in a veil of secrecy
and has an injunction against publishing current pictures. 
PIE
DRIVER DAVE - is Pie Driver Minister of Propaganda, editor of this
site, and the drummer responsible for such acts as Commodity and Oxen.
Oh yeah, there was also a failed Boston reunion in there somewhere, but
he doesn't like to talk about it. But he does like to talk about himself
in the third person, that's for sure...
Greasy
Jesus - One rumor says he was raised by the last surviving family
of wolves in a remote Glen in the Scottish Highlands. Another says that
he was raised by Lutherans in a quiet suburban cul-de-sac. Whatever the
truth, Greasy Jesus made his name, if not his fortune, as the producer
behind such classic albums as Stefan Peterson's Revolutionary Reign of
Terror, Rat Savage Sings Bob Dylan and the late Calhoun Boone's legendary
Slimedog! e.p. The petroleum-based messiah currently resides in exile
amongst the Geordie people in Newcastle, England.
BDK
- is Pie Driver Webmaster and self-appointed King Of Beers. Unfortunately,
he's spent the last five years in litigation against Anheiser-Busch as
they have attempted to curtail his freedom of speech. But BDK has just
tripled his beer intake, and hopes to soon prove to all the world that
he deserves the moniker.