Drive Your Own Damn Pie
or
Pie Driver Submission
Guildelines
Pie Driver holds itself to a rigid course of ethics and code of honor. We don't like sellout hacks like Pete Townsend or people who think Train are original and cool. Well, that's not true. We like Pete Townsend, we just wish he wasn't a sellout hack. Train can go to hell, though, for all we care.
But we want to hear from you, the esteemed reader. Got some scathing social criticism rolling around that head of yours? Got something important to say? Got something unimportant to say? Plagued by strange dreams of sunken cities and hideous fish people? Thinking about joining your local chapter of Scientology?
Shout it out. Write it down. Send it to me. We'll see what we can do.
Good luck.